Thursday Specials #10
Santa Jokes
Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
chrisb said,
December 20, 2007 at 10:25 am
I did Christmas jokes yesterday!
Grannymar said,
December 20, 2007 at 10:31 am
Chris they cheered me up and made me smile.
Nancy said,
December 20, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Hello Grannymar,
Here’s one for you.
An honest politician ,a kind lawyer, and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a 20 Euro bill. Who picked it up?
Santa! The other two don’t exist…….
Grannymar said,
December 20, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Nancy thats great.
robert said,
December 20, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Oh bugger! Is it thursday already? I better get my skates on and my christmas shopping done.
Grannymar said,
December 20, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Yes Robert, it is Thursday and that means Elly & George will be here soon.
I better move the Toyboy out before they arrive.
steph said,
December 21, 2007 at 12:51 am
Grannymar - if you could only find yourself a Toyboy from the Norn Iron police force…
you could have a star role in “P.S.n. I love you”