HOW TO COOK THE TURKEY
I am not expecting to cook a Turkey this year. 
No doubt before the big day I will have the opportunity to have a turkey lunch and that will do me thank you!
You may intend to cook and serve a super Bird for your family or friends so I thought I might share a favourite recipe with you.
It will take longer than the more usual recipe but I guarantee that you will never taste another bird like it.
- Go buy a Turkey.
- Take a drink of Whiskey.
- Put Turkey in the oven.
- Take another two drinks of Whiskey.
- Set the degree at 375 ovens.
- Take three more Whiskeys of drink.
- Turn oven on.
- Take four Whisks of drinkey.
- Turk the bastey.
- Whiskey another bottle of get.
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
- Glass yourself another pour of Whiskey.
- Bake the Whiskey for four hours.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- take the oven out of the turkey.
- Floor the turkey up off the pick.
- Turk the carvey.
- Get yourself another Scottle of botch.
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
steph said,
December 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I love it!
Only problem is I have to stay sober enough to zoom between the nursing home and my bedridden mother-in-law. I need a turkey-on-wheels
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Steph you need a Toy boy to cook it for you, not this recipe of course!
Nancy said,
December 15, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Grannymar,
Remember when we were little kids and used to sing?
Starkle, starkle, little twink
What the heck you are, you think?
I’m not under the alcofluence of incohol
Like some people think I am,
It’s just the drunker I stand here, the longer I get”
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Nancy what a sweet voice you have!
Encore! Encore!
Dorothy Stahlnecker said,
December 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I’ll try this and let you know how I do.. Sound like fun. I think I have some relatives who cook this way, then we have take out..pizza and yes more whiskey.
I think I need to make you a favorite on grammology..you have a great sense of humor and there are days..I could use that…
My best,
Dorothy from grammology
remember to call gram
http://grammology.com
chrisb said,
December 15, 2007 at 6:47 pm
LOl I love your recipe
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I think this might be a tipsy turkey Christas!
steph said,
December 15, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Christas? Whatever you’re cooking tonight Grannymar, it sounds good
Have you tet the sable yet?
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Steph, this cooking Sherry is not half bad! Hic!
Baino said,
December 15, 2007 at 8:40 pm
THAT my friend is why we have a baked ham, cooked in advance, salad and easy peasy barbecue! We can get as pissed as we like without spoiling the food! Mango Daquiries, here I come!
steph said,
December 15, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Sounds good at Baino’s, doesn’t it Grannymar?
Do you think she’d mind if we all come round? I’ll have a few ‘crumblies’ in tow as well
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Hic! Did somebody say sumtin?
Baino how do you cook ‘easy peasy’?
Steph I have my bag packed, just need to find my teeth!
steph said,
December 15, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Don’t worry about the teeth, Grannymar. Baino will make it easy peasy to eat without them but she’s busy right now winding GD up!
Grannymar said,
December 15, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Steph, I found the teeth!
Has Gd not finished the book yet?
steph said,
December 15, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Doubt it. His toes are playing up tonight. He’s probably ‘passed and eaten out’. Hic!
Grannymar said,
December 16, 2007 at 10:27 am
Steph I hope he doesn’t resort to eating the book!