Comments on: Singing and Sex http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/ I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:12:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1941 Grannymar Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:51:56 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1941 Will, “Gin and Tonic” chocolate is a new one on me . If the chocolate is dark, you can be my toyboy everyday! Will, “Gin and Tonic” chocolate is a new one on me . If the chocolate is dark, you can be my toyboy everyday!

]]> By: Will http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1940 Will Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:48:54 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1940 Reminds me of the old quote about memories getting juicer as things dry up. Could I interest you in "Gin and Tonic" chocolate. There is an Irish company that makes it... Reminds me of the old quote about memories getting juicer as things dry up.

Could I interest you in “Gin and Tonic” chocolate. There is an Irish company that makes it…

]]> By: chrisb http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1935 chrisb Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:02:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1935 Great stories LOL Great stories LOL

]]> By: Betty http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1934 Betty Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:53:07 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1934 Loved both stories! Loved both stories!

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1933 Grannymar Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:00:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1933 Nancy that's wonderful! I can always depend on you to come up with a good story. Nancy that’s wonderful!

I can always depend on you to come up with a good story.

]]> By: Nancy http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1932 Nancy Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:55:17 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1932 Grannymar, I have a friend in North Antrim who told me that the next night that Minister was giving a temperence sermon and shouted at the congregation'" IF I HAD ALL THE BEER IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER." And then with even greater emphasis said,"AND IF I HAD ALL THE WINE IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER." And, finally, shaking his fist in the air he said," IF I HAD ALL THE WHISKEY IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER." The song leader stood up very cautiously and announced with a smile," For our closing song, let us sing Hymn# 365, " SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER." ................. Grannymar,

I have a friend in North Antrim who told me that the next night that Minister was giving a temperence sermon and shouted at the congregation’” IF I HAD ALL THE BEER IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER.”

And then with even greater emphasis said,”AND IF I HAD ALL THE WINE IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER.”

And, finally, shaking his fist in the air he said,” IF I HAD ALL THE WHISKEY IN THE WORLD I WOULD TAKE IT AND POUR IT IN THE RIVER.”

The song leader stood up very cautiously and announced with a smile,” For our closing song, let us sing Hymn# 365,

” SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER.” ……………..

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1931 Grannymar Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:01:01 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1931 Steph is there a hymn about a Toyboy? Send me the words if there is! ....pant, pant, pant! Steph is there a hymn about a Toyboy?
Send me the words if there is! ….pant, pant, pant!

]]> By: steph http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1930 steph Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:37:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/11/30/singing-and-sex/#comment-1930 You can always rely on a Granny ;-) The mind boggles as to what the Pastor had in mind for "SEX" ? He should have tried "TOYBOY" :D You can always rely on a Granny ;-)

The mind boggles as to what the Pastor had in mind for “SEX” ?

He should have tried “TOYBOY” :D

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