Comments on: Short Courses for Men This Winter http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/ I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:45:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1165 Grannymar Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:38:17 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1165 Class 3 has been extended by a further two weeks. These extra weeks focus on aiming at a floating table tennis ball! Go on try it! Class 3 has been extended by a further two weeks.

These extra weeks focus on aiming at a floating table tennis ball!

Go on try it!

]]> By: Gary http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1164 Gary Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:43:38 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1164 I have already graduated from course no 3 and this year am taking up a masters degree in the subject which will specialise in "Is it possible to start urinating while the toilet seat is down, realise your mistake and try and lift the seat without breaking the flow ?" I am practicing every day now and have almost found the optimum velocity at which you lift the seat and yet avoid the worst of the rebound splashes. I have already graduated from course no 3 and this year am taking up a masters degree in the subject which will specialise in “Is it possible to start urinating while the toilet seat is down, realise your mistake and try and lift the seat without breaking the flow ?”

I am practicing every day now and have almost found the optimum velocity at which you lift the seat and yet avoid the worst of the rebound splashes.

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1162 Grannymar Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:40:02 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1162 Baino I think we will have a full class! Baino I think we will have a full class!

]]> By: Baino http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1161 Baino Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:14:34 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1161 I would like to enrol DrummerBoy for all 10 classes please and should Ironing for Dummies,Lawnmowing 101 or Acquainting Yourself With Laundry Applicances be offered at a future date, please email the timetable and start times. I would like to enrol DrummerBoy for all 10 classes please and should Ironing for Dummies,Lawnmowing 101 or Acquainting Yourself With Laundry Applicances be offered at a future date, please email the timetable and start times.

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1160 Grannymar Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:50:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1160 John, It is just as well that I grew up in a house with four brothers. Otherwise I wouldn't know what you are talking about! ;) John,

It is just as well that I grew up in a house with four brothers.

Otherwise I wouldn’t know what you are talking about! ;)

]]> By: John of Dublin http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1159 John of Dublin Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:09:06 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1159 Mmmhh. On "mature reflection" I might need training on No. 6. Also half of the course on No. 3. I always lift the seat but often still miss - usually to the right strangely...(too much detail????, LOL!). I'm delighted that no course on ironing exists this winter....YES!!!! You see I got a burn mark from ironing years ago and I'm psychologically unable to return to it. Mmmhh. On “mature reflection” I might need training on No. 6. Also half of the course on No. 3. I always lift the seat but often still miss - usually to the right strangely…(too much detail????, LOL!).

I’m delighted that no course on ironing exists this winter….YES!!!! You see I got a burn mark from ironing years ago and I’m psychologically unable to return to it.

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1158 Grannymar Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:00:46 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1158 Doc you got it all wrong. You go to the class and learn to stay calm, while she practises at home. Easy peesy! Doc you got it all wrong.

You go to the class and learn to stay calm, while she practises at home.

Easy peesy!

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1157 Grannymar Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:26 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1157 WWW, I am worried. There have been no takers yet! Do you think all the men are hiding? WWW, I am worried.

There have been no takers yet! Do you think all the men are hiding?

]]> By: Doc http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1156 Doc Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:21 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1156 2 hours a day for two weeks while she parallel parks? hmmmm...doesn't sound too bad. i mean, that's works out to be just one attempt per class, after all... 2 hours a day for two weeks while she parallel parks?

hmmmm…doesn’t sound too bad. i mean, that’s works out to be just one attempt per class, after all…

]]> By: Wisewebwoman http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/10/11/short-courses-for-men-this-winter/#comment-1155 Wisewebwoman Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:51:59 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=314#comment-1155 OH GM You made my day with this larf!!! XO WWW OH GM
You made my day with this larf!!!
XO
WWW

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