Do you fancy a pint
Did you hear the one about….
Man walks past a pet shop, in the window he sees an advert for a talking centipede €500.00.
He goes in and buys it and takes it home in a little box.
After about half an hour he says to the centipede “fancy a pint”.
No answer.
“Do you fancy a pint,” he shouts.
No answer.
He takes the lid off the box and hollers “do you fancy a pint”.
The centipede raised his head and replied “I heard you the first time I’m putting my shoes on.
K8 the Gr8 said,
October 6, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Many Monolos! I love these kind of jokes
Grannymar said,
October 6, 2007 at 1:20 pm
The help pass the day.
I’m off to tackle the grass, no toyboys when you need them.