Grannymar

Are you Old?

August 30, 2007 at 8:30 am · Filed under Ageing, Old Age, humour

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your darling says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN….. A sexy young girl catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fibre today.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the car park.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not having to get up to pee.

If you’re under 50, go on laugh.

If you’re over 50, tell them…. Life gets the last laugh!

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Baino said,

August 30, 2007 at 9:04 pm

I’m on the cusp at 50 but I often lose my care in the carpark!
Baino said,

August 30, 2007 at 9:10 pm

Haha I meant car!
Grannymar said,

August 30, 2007 at 9:12 pm

I wondered if you tried to lose your ‘care’!
mary said,

August 31, 2007 at 8:25 am

and old is when you stand at the bar and the bar person doesn’t see you because you are grey!
Primal Sneeze said,

August 31, 2007 at 8:28 am

Brilliant, Grannymar!

Remember the one from the song? It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
Grannymar said,

August 31, 2007 at 10:52 am

Welcome Mary, What you say is very true.

Primal I remember the song. As for the rest of it, I’m saying nothing!!!
steph said,

September 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm

Enjoyed that, Grannymar - vintage stuff that (esp your banter with Grandad!).

Don’t forget - “old” chickens make great soup!
Grannymar said,

September 1, 2007 at 12:17 pm

Thanks Steph.

There is nothing like a pot of home made chicken soup! Yummy!