Grannymar

Yesterday I had an email asking if I was hungry. It was one of those days when I almost forgot to eat.

Once I read the message my tummy rumbled and I became obsessed with the need to eat. Now what was I going to have?

Can’t eat Beef, = Mad cow

Can’t eat chicken, = Bird flu

Can’t eat eggs, = Salmonella

Can’t eat pork, = fears of trichinosis

Can’t eat fish, = heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can’t eat fruits and veggies, = insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds

Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds (If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately).

‘That’s why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn’t want to risk it.

Remember - - - ‘STRESSED’ spelled backwards is ‘DESSERTS’