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	<title>Comments on: The Demon Drink</title>
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	<description>I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 06:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-297</link>
		<dc:creator>grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 10:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Betty, Welcome onboard.  The joke added on is from Nancy.  She has some great stories.  Wish she would start a blog.  There is a whole world out there who would love her stuff</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Betty, Welcome onboard.  The joke added on is from Nancy.  She has some great stories.  Wish she would start a blog.  There is a whole world out there who would love her stuff</p>
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		<title>By: Betty</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-296</link>
		<dc:creator>Betty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 01:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now, that's funny! So is Grannymar's joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, that&#8217;s funny! So is Grannymar&#8217;s joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Dario Sanchez</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-295</link>
		<dc:creator>Dario Sanchez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only way he could have topped that is if he had been upside down, belted in, and said to the Garda:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;'What seems to be the officer, problem?'&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only way he could have topped that is if he had been upside down, belted in, and said to the Garda:<br /><i>&#8216;What seems to be the officer, problem?&#8217;</i></p>
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		<title>By: Conortje</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-294</link>
		<dc:creator>Conortje</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really really want that to be true :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really really want that to be true <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-292</link>
		<dc:creator>grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nancy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I enjoyed that!</description>
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<p>I enjoyed that!</p>
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		<title>By: Nancy</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2007/05/01/the-demon-drink/#comment-291</link>
		<dc:creator>Nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 17:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Grannymar,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A friend of mine went into his favorite bar one night and the barman asked if he would do him a favor and drive a very drunken patron home. He was a stranger but they found his address on his driver's license and called his wife to say they were bringing him home. &lt;br/&gt;They went to help him from the bar stool and he fell flat on his face. My friend picked him up and tried to get him out the door, but again he collapsed and had to be helped. Finally he got him in the car and got to the address where the wife was waiting with the porch light on. My friend took the guy and had to literally carry him to the steps. He said to the wife, "Madam, here's your husband" She glared at my friend and said,&lt;br/&gt;"Where's his wheelchair?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grannymar,</p>
<p>A friend of mine went into his favorite bar one night and the barman asked if he would do him a favor and drive a very drunken patron home. He was a stranger but they found his address on his driver&#8217;s license and called his wife to say they were bringing him home. <br />They went to help him from the bar stool and he fell flat on his face. My friend picked him up and tried to get him out the door, but again he collapsed and had to be helped. Finally he got him in the car and got to the address where the wife was waiting with the porch light on. My friend took the guy and had to literally carry him to the steps. He said to the wife, &#8220;Madam, here&#8217;s your husband&#8221; She glared at my friend and said,<br />&#8220;Where&#8217;s his wheelchair?&#8221;</p>
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