Archive for February 2, 2007

Do you remember when…?

Baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint and the babies were allowed to chew and lick the bars. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles. Babies were given the empty tablet bottles to play with, sometimes with Smarties in them for colour and interest.

As children, we were driven around in cars with no seat belts or airbags - being in the front passenger seat was a treat. We rode our bikes without helmets. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and nobody died from it. We ate chips, tapioca, and bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy lemonade with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. The nearest parent was ‘Boss’ and we took correction when it was handed out.

Hours were spent building go-carts out of scraps of wood and metal and then tested at top speed down the hill, only to find out we had forgotten to add any brakes.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no DVD movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, and no Internet chat rooms. We had friends; we went outside and found them. We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.

We walked to school and to friend’s houses. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We played Box the Fox and were afraid of the owners catching us. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law suits. We had full on fistfights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. We were taught that ‘Sticks and stones might break our bones, but that names would never hurt us!’

We had no central heating and sometimes in the winter the frost on the bedroom windows was on the inside. We sat round the fireside at night and while our fronts were roasted our backs were frozen cold. We listened to plays on the radio and pictured the characters inside our heads.

Life was simple, slower and we found entertainment without it costing money.

Don’t get me wrong, I do like my comforts!

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Would you like a Bar of Soap?

I have this toilet soap and I am not sure what to do with it.

Having soap is not unusual for me. It is a habit I learned from my mother. She bought loads of Lux Toilet Soap and some carbolic soap as well with the weekly shopping. The carbolic soap had a horrible smell and it was always in the soap dish on the kitchen windowsill beside the sink. I tried not to use it. It was ok for my smelly brothers to use it, after all ‘boys’ are smelly anyway, especially when they wear corduroy short trousers!

The Lux bars of soap were the large bath size and we never ran short of them. This was because my mother was a great believer in “getting another couple just in case…” The spare bars had the covering removed and were then placed in the Tallboy among the ‘in case’ towels, nightwear and her underwear. I soon learned to go to the Tallboy if a replacement was required in the bathroom. I would rummage about until I found one and that was that.

I needed a new bar of soap today and so I went to my store cupboard to get it from the multi-pack I had there. For some reason I turned the pack over and you will never guess what I saw? A sell-by date! On soap? Yes it said Best Before: 05-07. Now since when did this happen? I have enough soap to do me until Christmas. Will it wash me in June, July etc.? Elly will have more than fireworks (See yesterdays post) if I turn up dirty and smelly at the wedding.

As I tidied around I saw the box of tissues beside my bed was empty so back I go to the store cupboard for a full one. Lo and Behold! On the back of it I find yet again it has a Best Before date. How can tissues go out of date? Will they Biodegrade before I wipe my snitcher?

I have discovered a mark on the bottom of my foot. I was never any good at Yoga so it is not easy to see it properly. If I squint at it, I think it looks like BB and then very blurred numbers…. Oh Dear!

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