My Sleeping Partner

I came too slowly, realising that I was not alone in the bed. Mmmm… It has been a long time since I awoke to having my face stroked. I opened my eyes and there he was scurrying away from me, surely I don’t look that bad when I first wake in the morning?

Now wait a minute, you don’t fondle me in my own bed and then make a run for it. I want evidence!
Where is the camera when you need it? Right young man, come out from your hiding place and face the music. Got you, a real beauty!

Do you think I should tell my daughter?

12 Comments »

  1. George said,

    September 23, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    He Hee! Not about the spider but Elly’s expression, after reading the first line :) She couldn’t bring herself to read the rest but I did ;) Fantastic reading, keep it up

  2. Grannymar » Blame K8 said,

    August 9, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    [...] So if your curiosity is aroused go read My Sleeping Partner. [...]

  3. goinglikesixty said,

    August 9, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    Gross. Eck.

  4. baino said,

    August 10, 2007 at 4:39 am

    Ah! girly spider . . . (sound tough don’t I?) I hate the things but I have become used to them. Its the ones I can hear walking that really scare me.

  5. Grannymar said,

    August 10, 2007 at 10:24 am

    Baino do they wear hob-nailed boots? ;)

  6. K8 said,

    August 10, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Not sharing your bed with anything with more than two legs is racist :)
    You know, squeamish as I am, I can handle all these photos of spiders… it’s when Baino comes along and reminds me of the really big lads, I get serious heebie-jeebies! All I can hear are fluffy spider footsteps now. Bleaurgh.

  7. Grannymar said,

    August 10, 2007 at 10:48 am

    That one spanned 5 inches!

  8. Conortje said,

    August 13, 2007 at 8:56 am

    Gosh, those hairy legs must have tickled a fright ;-)

  9. Grannymar said,

    August 13, 2007 at 9:19 am

    The thought of them still scares Elly!

  10. Tinkstheminks said,

    August 13, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Are you sure he was running away?
    Maybe he was just going to put the coffee on and make you a cooked breakfast!
    Tinks x

  11. Grannymar said,

    August 13, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Tinks I lost that one.

    (note to self) Slow down Grannymar! Relax and enjoy!

  12. chrisb said,

    April 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    That’s too close for comfort!!

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