My Sleeping Partner
I came too slowly, realising that I was not alone in the bed. Mmmm… It has been a long time since I awoke to having my face stroked. I opened my eyes and there he was scurrying away from me, surely I don’t look that bad when I first wake in the morning?
Now wait a minute, you don’t fondle me in my own bed and then make a run for it. I want evidence!
Where is the camera when you need it? Right young man, come out from your hiding place and face the music. Got you, a real beauty!
Do you think I should tell my daughter?



George said,
September 23, 2006 at 9:28 pm
He Hee! Not about the spider but Elly’s expression, after reading the first line
She couldn’t bring herself to read the rest but I did
Fantastic reading, keep it up
Grannymar » Blame K8 said,
August 9, 2007 at 7:11 pm
[...] So if your curiosity is aroused go read My Sleeping Partner. [...]
goinglikesixty said,
August 9, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Gross. Eck.
baino said,
August 10, 2007 at 4:39 am
Ah! girly spider . . . (sound tough don’t I?) I hate the things but I have become used to them. Its the ones I can hear walking that really scare me.
Grannymar said,
August 10, 2007 at 10:24 am
Baino do they wear hob-nailed boots?
K8 said,
August 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
Not sharing your bed with anything with more than two legs is racist
You know, squeamish as I am, I can handle all these photos of spiders… it’s when Baino comes along and reminds me of the really big lads, I get serious heebie-jeebies! All I can hear are fluffy spider footsteps now. Bleaurgh.
Grannymar said,
August 10, 2007 at 10:48 am
That one spanned 5 inches!
Conortje said,
August 13, 2007 at 8:56 am
Gosh, those hairy legs must have tickled a fright
Grannymar said,
August 13, 2007 at 9:19 am
The thought of them still scares Elly!
Tinkstheminks said,
August 13, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Are you sure he was running away?
Maybe he was just going to put the coffee on and make you a cooked breakfast!
Tinks x
Grannymar said,
August 13, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Tinks I lost that one.
(note to self) Slow down Grannymar! Relax and enjoy!
chrisb said,
April 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm
That’s too close for comfort!!